War Kitten Claw

Hissing, meowing, various other cat noises.
$55.00

Due to overwhelming demand we give you... The War Kitten Claw dagger.  Crafted by our semi-competent slave-labor and quenched in the blood of disposable employees, this 18" implement of destruction has been cared for and loved like a member of the Warlord sports family. Except we beat them less, because kittens are adorable. Unlike the rest of our family.

This dagger comes etched with War Kitten laser-engraved onto the cover, as well as your very own picture of an adorable kitten with tiny little hearts. Because kittens. The War Kitten Claw also comes with it's very own leather sword frog where your kitten can nap happily until it's time to mercilessly shank somebody to death. 


$5 from every purchase will go to aid Austin Pets Alive, (www.austinpetsalive.org) a no-kill animal shelter specializing in taking in a re-homing war kittens and war puppies that would otherwise be at risk of euthenasia.

By a War Kitten Claw. Save a kitty. Shank a fool.

Due to overwhelming demand we give you... The War Kitten Claw dagger.  Crafted by our semi-competent slave-labor and quenched in the blood of disposable employees, this 18" implement of destruction has been cared for and loved like a member of the Warlord sports family. Except we beat them less, because kittens are adorable. Unlike the rest of our family.

This dagger comes etched with War Kitten laser-engraved onto the cover, as well as your very own picture of an adorable kitten with tiny little hearts. Because kittens. The War Kitten Claw also comes with it's very own leather sword frog where your kitten can nap happily until it's time to mercilessly shank somebody to death. 


$5 from every purchase will go to aid Austin Pets Alive, (www.austinpetsalive.org) a no-kill animal shelter specializing in taking in a re-homing war kittens and war puppies that would otherwise be at risk of euthenasia.

By a War Kitten Claw. Save a kitty. Shank a fool.

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